i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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