Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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