no, he came in my armpit
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.