Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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