Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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