Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
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It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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