This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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