She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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