It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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