Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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