i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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