I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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