I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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