i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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