and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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