I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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