We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
