So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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