I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
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some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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