I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
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For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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