Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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