would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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