i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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