I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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