Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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