the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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