Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
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Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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