Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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