too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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