I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
