You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
