I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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