You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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