You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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