:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
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The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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