so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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