Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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