So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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