But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Come see our sink grown plant.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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