Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
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I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
That was before I lit my hair on fire
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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