windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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