Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
