God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
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I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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