I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
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Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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