Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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