Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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