Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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