my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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