You're my little dorito
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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