After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
