Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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