just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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