why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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