If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
