he shaved USA in his pubs
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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