That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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