NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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